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Gotta Blast!
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♪ From here to the stars
for my candy bars ♪
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♪ Rides a kid with a knack
for invention ♪
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( gasps )
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♪ With a super-powered mind,
a mechanical canine ♪
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( barks )
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♪ He rescues the day
from sure destruction... ♪
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Help!
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♪ ...This is the theme song ♪
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( screams )
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♪ For Jimmy Neutron. ♪
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( mechanical whirring )
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( barking )
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( yells )
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Captioning sponsored by THE
U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION
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and MTV TELEVISION NETWORKS
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( panting )
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Bow-wow-wow, ruff.
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( yelping )
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Ah, it's a beautiful night
for a stroll, eh, Carl?
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Oh, yeah,
sure is, Jimmy.
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Um, listen, why
am I wearing
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a crash helmet
and a parachute?
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Because you get to test
the new neutron
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catastrophic simulation
escape system.
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Really? Oh, thanks a lot, Jimmy.
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Now, when you say the word
"catastrophic..."
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W-well, it's catastrophic
simulation
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Carl,
it's different.
Oh...
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I don't get it.
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Just press that button
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and all your questions
will be answered.
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Hey, that guy
kind of looks like me.
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( screams )
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( laughs )
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Hey, Carl, Carl,
you left your pants...
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Pants-- oh, no!
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( engine hissing )
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I got to go home
and pick up my room
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before my mom sees that I...
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James Isaac Neutron,
how many times have I told you
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to pick up
your pants?
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Well, I know just the dog
who can answer that, Mom.
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( barks )
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Goddard, access maternal
reprimand data
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cross-reference, pants.
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Jimmy, pick up your pants,
please.
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Uh, Jimmy, pick up your pants.
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Pick up your pants.
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...pants.
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Jimmy...
Jimmy...
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Jimmy...
...pick 'em up.
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Jimmy!
pick up...
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pick up...
pick up...
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Jimmy!..
♪ ...your pants! ♪
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I rest my case.
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Okay, no more Mrs. Nice Mom.
( screaming )
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Uh... hi,
Mrs. Neutron.
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I was just floating by,
and I thought I'd drop in.
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Hello, Carl.
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You, young man,
are going to be punished.
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You will not be going to the
movies with your friends
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after school tomorrow.
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Aw, but Mom! It's the new
science-fiction kung-fu
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action-buddy comedy sequel
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to last summer's box office
smash based on an old TV show
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we've never heard of--
I have to see it!
Sorry, Jimmy.
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Mom, I'll be the only kid
in the world who doesn't see it.
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Think of all the pop culture
references
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I'll never understand.
I'll be an outcast, a loner.
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I'll... I'll be shunned
from civilized society.
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( sad music plays )
"Please, no!"
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"It's not my fault!"
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"My mom just wouldn't let me
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go to the movies!"
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I'm going
to miss him.
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You have to learn
to pick up your pants.
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Remember, pants
don't pick themselves up.
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( thinking ):
"Pants don't pick
themselves up."
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"Pants don't pick
themselves up."
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"Pants don't pick
themselves up."
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Carl, I think this
is the beginning
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of a beautiful experiment.
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( cracking )
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( screams )
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JIMMY:
With a nanochip
installed in my pants
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they'll put themselves away.
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Mmm, nanochips.
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Wait, are those
the spicy ranch kind?
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My mom says
I can't eat those
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because the hiatal hernia
I have is exacerbated by...
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No, no, no
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nanochips are microscopic
supercomputers
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capable of artificial
intelligence.
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Oh... why don't you just pick up
your pants
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and hang them up yours?
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Oh, Carl, I'm a scientist.
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I have more important things
to do than pick up pants.
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Oh, but Jimmy,
it's easy and it's fun.
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You know, sometimes I do it
for hours.
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Folding and hanging, and you
know I even made up a song?
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It's called...
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"Folding and Hanging."
I could teach it to you!
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( operatic voice ):
♪ Folding... and hanging ♪
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♪ I'm folding... ♪
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Uh, Carl
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Carl, Carl
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isn't the Wonderful World
of Llamas show
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going to be on
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pretty soon?
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Oh, yeah, thanks
for reminding me.
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I better go home.
Tonight's episode
is "Bahama Llama."
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Wouldn't want to miss that.
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Hey, does time fly
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when you're folding
and hanging or what? Bye, Jim.
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Bye, Carl.
♪ Folding and hanging! ♪
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Jimmo, hey, Jim-Jam
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I was just in the neighborhood
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and wanted to have a little
chit-chat with you about this...
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pants business.
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You know, son,
believe it or not
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there was a time
when I, myself
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used to leave my pants
on the floor.
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And then one day, I...
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I picked them up, and well,
the rest is history, son!
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Speaking of history
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just think
if our founding fathers
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had left their pants
on the floor, huh?
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What if Attila the Hun
hadn't picked up his pants?
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What about Luke Skywalker,
your her...
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I tell you, the Force
was with that guy's pants.
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I'm glad I've cleared that up
for you, son.
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Buh-bye.
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Whoops-a-daisy,
barn door's open.
( zipping )
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As Goddard as my witness,
I'll never pick up pants again.
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Lady and gentleman, Mom and Dad.
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Through the miracle
of neutron nanotechnology
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I present "Smart Pants."
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( chuckles ):
Very good, son.
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That's wonderful.
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I don't know how
you figured that...
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My little talk
with Jimmy paid off.
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I should write a book.
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I think I will,
and I'm going to call it
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My Little Talk
with Jimmy Paid Off.
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Now something this impressive
surely deserves the cancellation
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of the cruel and unusual
punishment
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of not being able
to go to the movies.
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Well, your pants did get
put away. All right.
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Zingo! Let's have pie.
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( giggles )
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( crickets chirping )
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( door creaking )
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( electrical buzzing )
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Hey, Cindy, what's up,
girlfriend?
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Hey, Libby.
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"Monday, 7:59 a.m.
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No sign of Neutron;
can give my report in peace."
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You are one obsessed chic.
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Hey guys, why is today
like no other day?
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Huh, you asked,
hmm, hmm, hmm?
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'Cause I brought a new
Ultra Lord action figure...
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...errr!
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You bring one of those
every day, ultra-loser.
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Well, well,
Miss Maiden of Wrongness
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evidently you are not aware
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that this is the Ultra-Lord
action figure number three
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with factory gender error.
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( girl's voice ):
Should I wear this dress
to the prom?
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And now, let
us welcome
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geek number two, the
static cling king.
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Hey guys, guess who
did his own laundry
this morning?
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You?
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( snaps fingers ):
Got that right, girlfriend.
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Cool, Carl. I wish
I had a balloon
to stick to you.
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( laughs )
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( electrical zapping )
Ow. That hurt.
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Hey, no cuts,
Neutron.
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Care to try out my new
solar-powered jetpack back pack?
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Hmm, let me think.
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Um, no. I'd rather
eat a snail.
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Whoa!
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( thud )
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Another Neutron special.
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( backfiring )
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( electrical buzzing )
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( screams ):
Oh, my stars
and garters!
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Nice to see your bright
and shiny faces...
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Are your reports ready?
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Yes, Miss Fowl, and wait
till you hear mine.
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It'll be the best.
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( music playing )
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Origami, the ancient art
of Japanese paper folding.
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I will be making
the most difficult
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of all origami sculptures--
a snow monkey...
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Actually, paper folding
originated in China...
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...riding a flying dragon...
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...in the second century AD...
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...while drinking tea...
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...and was brought to Japan...
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...on a ladder...
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...in the sixth century!
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...in December!
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Cindy, I didn't know
you and Jimmy
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were doing
this report together.
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We're not.
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( electrical buzzing )
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( all gasping )
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Yes, Jimmy?
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I, um, I sense a disturbance
in my pants, ma'am.
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Jimmy, if you need to go
to the bathroom
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I can give you a hall pass.
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Negative.
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Miss Fowl, the nanochips in my
pants are making me do this.
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The spicy ranch kind?
I love those.
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Oh! Ah!
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I'm working up here!
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CARL:
Jimmy's doing origami, too.
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Yeah, but much better than Cindy
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with cutting-edge
special effects.
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You can't even see the wires or
the blue screen; it's amazing.
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Whew.
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CARL:
All right, Jimmy!
Whoo-hoo!
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( screams )
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Neutron, you big show-off.
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You had to make
everybody look at you
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Mr. Big... Science...
Smart Guy!
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No, I didn't!
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I installed a nanochip
in my pants
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so they'd pick
themselves up,
and then...
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( buzzing )
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( grunts )
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They seem to be
developing an advanced
brainial capacity.
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( all screaming )
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Neutron, you've
got five seconds
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to tell me
what's going on!
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It would take five hours
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to accurately explain it to you,
Vortex.
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Start explaining, Neutron!
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You're kidding me...
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( screams )
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Jimmy, my mom doesn't allow me
to do the twist!
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Whoa, whoa!
I've got it under control.
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I'll just remove
and disable the nanochip.
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Then it'll stop.
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Neutron, as soon as I stop
limboing, I'm kicking your butt.
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Whoo! I made it.
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Everything's under control.
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Whoa. Strike
that last statement.
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( laughter )
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Oh, that's great, Jimmy.
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What a guy.
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I see London,
I see France!
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You got really good eyesight.
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( all screaming )
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Um, I'm not sure,
but this is probably
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the most embarrassing moment
of our short lives.
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00:11:00,493 --> 00:11:03,028
On the other hand,
you all get to see
259
00:11:03,063 --> 00:11:04,295
my Ultra-Lord
underwear.
260
00:11:04,330 --> 00:11:06,430
Limited edition
with Ultra-auto-fly
261
00:11:06,466 --> 00:11:09,100
glow-in-the-dark
only available in Japan.
262
00:11:09,136 --> 00:11:12,503
Oh, my gosh!
I, like, have a pimple!
263
00:11:12,539 --> 00:11:13,404
A pimple? Where?
264
00:11:13,439 --> 00:11:16,274
You're plastic.
You don't get pimples.
265
00:11:16,309 --> 00:11:19,811
Neutron, prepare to face
the wrath of Vortex.
266
00:11:19,846 --> 00:11:21,179
Rain check.
267
00:11:21,214 --> 00:11:23,314
Carl, Shane, we must
adjourn to my lab
immediately.
268
00:11:23,349 --> 00:11:24,883
And what am I supposed to do?
269
00:11:24,918 --> 00:11:28,486
Uh, you could sing
the folding and hanging song.
270
00:11:28,521 --> 00:11:33,591
♪ I'm folding...
on my way to... ♪
271
00:11:37,064 --> 00:11:38,830
How about a little kissy
for a little fishy?
272
00:11:38,865 --> 00:11:40,098
( laughing )
273
00:11:40,133 --> 00:11:41,299
Well, I was a fishy
274
00:11:41,334 --> 00:11:44,703
but now I'm more
of a raw slice
of fish flesh.
275
00:11:44,738 --> 00:11:45,636
Better hurry.
276
00:11:45,672 --> 00:11:46,871
Slowly the bacteria win
277
00:11:46,907 --> 00:11:49,373
and I'll be unfit to touch,
let alone kiss.
278
00:11:49,409 --> 00:11:50,108
( sighs )
279
00:11:50,143 --> 00:11:51,142
( laughing ):
Yeah.
280
00:11:51,178 --> 00:11:53,544
Jimmy, where are your pants?
281
00:11:53,580 --> 00:11:54,713
Oh, uh, pants.
282
00:11:54,748 --> 00:11:56,781
Excellent question, Mom.
283
00:11:56,817 --> 00:11:58,750
Um, it's a new
fashion movement--
284
00:11:58,785 --> 00:11:59,851
the no-pants look.
285
00:11:59,886 --> 00:12:01,452
Yeah. Everybody
at school's wearing, uh...
286
00:12:01,487 --> 00:12:04,055
Well, I mean,
they're not wearing...
287
00:12:04,091 --> 00:12:05,123
Well, what I mean is...
288
00:12:05,158 --> 00:12:07,025
Jimmy, it looks ridiculous.
289
00:12:07,060 --> 00:12:08,259
Now, now,
sugar booger
290
00:12:08,294 --> 00:12:11,062
all the kids have
their crazy fashion.
291
00:12:11,098 --> 00:12:12,296
( laughing )
292
00:12:12,332 --> 00:12:14,032
Well, one
of the greatest memories
293
00:12:14,067 --> 00:12:16,367
of my youth was my
bell bottom muumuu.
294
00:12:16,402 --> 00:12:17,068
I'm telling you
295
00:12:17,104 --> 00:12:20,571
I dig the
no-pants look.
296
00:12:21,341 --> 00:12:24,375
With Neutronic eye in the sky
297
00:12:24,410 --> 00:12:25,009
I can locate
298
00:12:25,045 --> 00:12:26,611
our runaway pants.
299
00:12:26,646 --> 00:12:29,380
( whirring )
300
00:12:29,415 --> 00:12:30,281
If I'm correct--
301
00:12:30,316 --> 00:12:33,051
and I'm correct 89.23%
of the time--
302
00:12:33,086 --> 00:12:34,285
my pants are seeking
303
00:12:34,320 --> 00:12:36,921
even more pants to control.
304
00:12:36,957 --> 00:12:39,624
Oh! The House of Blue Pants.
305
00:12:39,659 --> 00:12:40,558
Oh, I love
that place.
306
00:12:40,593 --> 00:12:42,727
It used to be
the House of
Blue Lederhosen
307
00:12:42,763 --> 00:12:46,664
but, of course,
that appeals to a
very small market.
308
00:12:46,699 --> 00:12:47,632
Oh.
309
00:12:47,667 --> 00:12:49,533
Carl, there's
over a million
pants in there.
310
00:12:49,569 --> 00:12:51,970
See, if my pants
get control
of those pants
311
00:12:52,005 --> 00:12:54,538
well, we could end
up living in...
312
00:12:54,574 --> 00:12:54,939
London?
313
00:12:54,975 --> 00:12:55,807
France?
314
00:12:55,842 --> 00:12:57,909
A world ruled by pants!
315
00:12:57,944 --> 00:12:59,878
Gentlemen,
it's up to us
316
00:12:59,913 --> 00:13:01,746
to stop this
insanity.
317
00:13:01,782 --> 00:13:03,114
Us?
Us?
318
00:13:03,150 --> 00:13:04,682
Well, mostly me.
319
00:13:04,717 --> 00:13:05,984
In fact, 100% me.
320
00:13:06,019 --> 00:13:08,452
Phew!
All right,
that's good.
321
00:13:09,322 --> 00:13:12,323
Time to save the world!
322
00:13:12,358 --> 00:13:15,559
( engine sputtering )
323
00:13:15,595 --> 00:13:16,861
( engine revving )
324
00:13:16,897 --> 00:13:17,762
Whoa!
325
00:13:17,798 --> 00:13:18,897
♪ Go, Jimmy, Jimmy ♪
326
00:13:18,932 --> 00:13:20,398
♪ That's the voice
I hear inside ♪
327
00:13:20,433 --> 00:13:23,367
♪ Everybody, let's bounce ♪
( yelping )
328
00:13:23,403 --> 00:13:24,769
♪ It's Jimmy Neutron time. ♪
329
00:13:24,805 --> 00:13:28,139
I've got to stop my pants
before they recruit more pants
330
00:13:28,175 --> 00:13:29,440
and take over the world.
331
00:13:29,475 --> 00:13:31,276
Gee, Jimmy, if
you just hung
up your pants
332
00:13:31,311 --> 00:13:33,111
none of this would
be happening.
333
00:13:33,146 --> 00:13:35,313
Carl's right.
Why are you so lazy, Jimmy?
334
00:13:35,348 --> 00:13:37,048
All you had
to do was put your...
335
00:13:37,083 --> 00:13:39,217
I suggest we refrain
from communication
336
00:13:39,252 --> 00:13:41,152
until we reach our des.
337
00:13:41,188 --> 00:13:42,653
♪ Go, Jimmy, Jimmy ♪
338
00:13:42,689 --> 00:13:46,257
♪ That's the voice
I hear inside ♪
339
00:13:46,293 --> 00:13:47,458
♪ Everybody, let's bounce ♪
340
00:13:47,493 --> 00:13:49,894
♪ Straight up
come along for the ride ♪
341
00:13:49,930 --> 00:13:51,162
♪ Go, Jimmy, Jimmy ♪
342
00:13:51,198 --> 00:13:53,364
♪ To the rescue
through the big blue sky ♪
343
00:13:53,399 --> 00:13:55,033
♪ Be back before I leave ♪
344
00:13:55,068 --> 00:13:56,334
♪ It's Jimmy Neutron time. ♪
345
00:13:56,369 --> 00:13:58,636
( pants murmuring and )
346
00:13:58,671 --> 00:13:59,637
( laughs )
347
00:13:59,672 --> 00:14:02,040
Hey, Jimmy,
can I go play
with my pants?
348
00:14:02,075 --> 00:14:03,208
No, no, Carl!
349
00:14:03,243 --> 00:14:04,876
Your pants may look plw
350
00:14:04,911 --> 00:14:09,113
but deep down in their pockets,
they are pure evil.
351
00:14:09,149 --> 00:14:10,215
( pants laughing )
352
00:14:10,250 --> 00:14:11,349
SHEEN:
Oh, no.
353
00:14:11,384 --> 00:14:13,284
I left some gum
in my pants pocket.
354
00:14:13,320 --> 00:14:14,418
Is-is it evil, too?
355
00:14:14,454 --> 00:14:15,753
If I chew it later,
will I be evil?
356
00:14:15,788 --> 00:14:19,157
If I blow a bubble,
will it be an evil bubble?!
357
00:14:19,192 --> 00:14:20,258
Sheen, not to worry.
358
00:14:20,293 --> 00:14:21,625
Everything will be taken care of
359
00:14:21,661 --> 00:14:24,829
with a little something
I like to call...
360
00:14:24,865 --> 00:14:26,965
"The Pant Eliminator."
361
00:14:27,000 --> 00:14:28,967
I've equipped it
with atomic-powered
362
00:14:29,002 --> 00:14:31,135
pants-seeking
clothespin missiles.
363
00:14:31,171 --> 00:14:33,004
These will get our pants back
364
00:14:33,039 --> 00:14:34,405
will remove the nanochip
365
00:14:34,440 --> 00:14:36,140
and problem solved.
366
00:14:36,176 --> 00:14:38,943
Cindy's pants are going down.
367
00:14:40,380 --> 00:14:42,046
( distressed muttering )
368
00:14:42,082 --> 00:14:43,447
( clanging )
369
00:14:43,483 --> 00:14:46,550
Sheen, your pants
are going to get pinned.
370
00:14:46,586 --> 00:14:49,020
Can you do it
in slow motion?
371
00:14:49,055 --> 00:14:51,022
Crud.
372
00:14:51,057 --> 00:14:52,490
( clanging )
373
00:14:52,525 --> 00:14:54,625
I pledge allegiance
to my pants.
374
00:14:54,660 --> 00:14:58,229
Now, we have to find
your pants, Carl.
375
00:14:58,265 --> 00:15:01,065
( pants humming )
376
00:15:01,101 --> 00:15:02,200
( clanging )
377
00:15:02,235 --> 00:15:03,067
My pants can run
378
00:15:03,103 --> 00:15:04,269
but they can't hide.
379
00:15:04,304 --> 00:15:08,539
( frantic high-pitched
muttering )
380
00:15:09,075 --> 00:15:10,208
( grunts )
381
00:15:10,243 --> 00:15:11,175
Oh, ooh.
382
00:15:11,211 --> 00:15:13,011
( mumbling )
383
00:15:13,046 --> 00:15:15,179
( humming )
384
00:15:15,215 --> 00:15:17,348
I feel like a new man.
385
00:15:17,384 --> 00:15:18,983
Oh, the freedom.
386
00:15:19,019 --> 00:15:20,184
The comfort.
387
00:15:20,220 --> 00:15:23,521
The gentle wafting breeze.
388
00:15:24,157 --> 00:15:25,390
Howdy, neighbors.
389
00:15:25,425 --> 00:15:28,626
Hey, I got two
words for you.
390
00:15:28,661 --> 00:15:29,227
No pants!
391
00:15:29,262 --> 00:15:30,594
( chuckles )
392
00:15:30,630 --> 00:15:31,462
Yes.
393
00:15:31,497 --> 00:15:33,264
It's the fabulous
fashion sensation
394
00:15:33,300 --> 00:15:34,465
that's sweeping the nation
395
00:15:34,500 --> 00:15:36,500
so gather 'round,
and pull 'em down.
396
00:15:36,536 --> 00:15:38,602
( woman screaming )
397
00:15:38,638 --> 00:15:41,339
Or... you can go home and do it.
398
00:15:41,374 --> 00:15:42,873
That's fine, too.
399
00:15:42,909 --> 00:15:43,774
Doesn't matter.
400
00:15:43,810 --> 00:15:47,178
Hey, good luck,
and welcome to the fold.
401
00:15:47,213 --> 00:15:49,147
MOM:
Hugh Beaumont Neutron.
402
00:15:49,182 --> 00:15:51,316
Honey, hold on.
Come in here this instant!
403
00:15:51,351 --> 00:15:53,117
Just give me a
brief moment, honey.
404
00:15:53,153 --> 00:15:54,485
No, honey. In now.
405
00:15:54,520 --> 00:15:56,754
I've just invited people
to our pants-off later on.
406
00:15:56,789 --> 00:15:58,356
Pie!
Coming.
407
00:16:00,093 --> 00:16:01,125
( grunting )
408
00:16:01,161 --> 00:16:04,262
Must... stop... pants.
409
00:16:04,297 --> 00:16:06,097
( grunting )
410
00:16:06,132 --> 00:16:08,899
( pants high-pitched
chattering )
411
00:16:08,935 --> 00:16:10,301
( electrical zapping )
412
00:16:10,337 --> 00:16:13,537
JIMMY:
My pants are infecting
the other pants.
413
00:16:13,573 --> 00:16:15,440
This is definitely not good.
414
00:16:15,475 --> 00:16:18,476
What can you say
at a time like this?
415
00:16:18,511 --> 00:16:20,878
I'm, like, so embarrassed.
416
00:16:20,913 --> 00:16:22,146
I think Ricky likes me.
417
00:16:22,182 --> 00:16:23,181
( giggling )
418
00:16:23,216 --> 00:16:24,582
Ultra Lord
has spoken.
419
00:16:24,617 --> 00:16:28,819
Neutron, I want my pants now,
or I'm going to sue you.
420
00:16:28,855 --> 00:16:29,753
I'm afraid
421
00:16:29,789 --> 00:16:32,923
we've got a bigger
problem at the moment.
422
00:16:32,959 --> 00:16:34,425
( electrical zapping )
423
00:16:34,461 --> 00:16:35,426
( gasping )
424
00:16:35,462 --> 00:16:37,328
( low mumbling )
425
00:16:37,364 --> 00:16:39,830
( excited high-pitched
mumbling )
426
00:16:39,866 --> 00:16:40,831
JIMMY:
Oh, no.
427
00:16:40,867 --> 00:16:43,334
They're planning
a full-scale
pants invasion!
428
00:16:43,370 --> 00:16:45,970
This is just like Ultra Lord
Versus Robo Fiend
429
00:16:46,006 --> 00:16:49,173
Special Edition
with 17 seconds of new material!
430
00:16:49,209 --> 00:16:51,642
And what a 17 seconds it was!
431
00:16:51,677 --> 00:16:54,745
Listen, Neutron, I'm a girl
with looks and brains
432
00:16:54,780 --> 00:16:58,149
and big plans for my future,
and they don't include
433
00:16:58,184 --> 00:17:00,318
living in a world
ruled by pants.
434
00:17:00,353 --> 00:17:01,252
Do something!
435
00:17:01,287 --> 00:17:02,720
No time to get to the lab.
436
00:17:02,755 --> 00:17:06,457
I have to make do
with the resources at hand.
437
00:17:09,362 --> 00:17:12,030
( gasping )
438
00:17:15,135 --> 00:17:17,335
Hugh, look!
439
00:17:17,370 --> 00:17:18,302
What?
What is it?
440
00:17:18,338 --> 00:17:19,670
Oh, my, it
looks like a...
441
00:17:19,705 --> 00:17:21,805
homage to Alfred
Hitchcock's movie
The Birds.
442
00:17:21,841 --> 00:17:25,209
Do you think this could
possibly have anything to do
443
00:17:25,245 --> 00:17:27,778
with Jimmy's self-folding pants?
444
00:17:32,452 --> 00:17:34,618
Hey, kid, what do you think
you're doing?
445
00:17:34,654 --> 00:17:37,355
Sorry, Lucky Joe,
if that is
your real name
446
00:17:37,390 --> 00:17:39,457
but I've got to
take out some pants
447
00:17:39,492 --> 00:17:40,925
who want to take
over the world.
448
00:17:40,960 --> 00:17:44,295
Uh, what are a bunch of stupid
pants going to do, hey?
449
00:17:44,330 --> 00:17:46,297
( laughing )
450
00:17:46,332 --> 00:17:48,199
( loud grumbling )
451
00:17:48,234 --> 00:17:49,233
( groaning )
452
00:17:49,269 --> 00:17:50,401
( screaming )
453
00:17:50,437 --> 00:17:51,469
No!
454
00:17:51,504 --> 00:17:52,603
Uh, Jimmy!
455
00:17:52,638 --> 00:17:56,107
I know you're kind of busy,
but, um...
456
00:17:56,142 --> 00:17:57,708
( whimpering ):
Help!
457
00:17:57,743 --> 00:17:59,043
Okay, pants, let's see
458
00:17:59,079 --> 00:18:04,014
how you like a little taste
of a Neutron starch bomb.
459
00:18:06,352 --> 00:18:07,418
( grunting )
460
00:18:07,454 --> 00:18:09,454
I could keep this up all day,
Neutron.
461
00:18:09,489 --> 00:18:10,821
( grunting )
462
00:18:10,856 --> 00:18:13,991
But you're welcome to detonate
any time you want to.
463
00:18:14,026 --> 00:18:15,526
( grunting )
464
00:18:15,562 --> 00:18:18,096
Get pressed, pants.
465
00:18:18,131 --> 00:18:20,864
( high-pitched mumbling )
466
00:18:22,034 --> 00:18:23,367
I've got that one,
and that one, and that one.
467
00:18:23,403 --> 00:18:25,169
My cat chewed that one,
but I got it.
468
00:18:25,205 --> 00:18:26,270
And all those, and that one.
469
00:18:26,306 --> 00:18:27,805
And I'm missing the helmet
on that one.
470
00:18:27,840 --> 00:18:29,039
My Mom has that one
on layaway.
471
00:18:29,075 --> 00:18:32,477
How about a little
fabric softener, tough guys?
472
00:18:32,512 --> 00:18:35,980
( grumbling )
473
00:18:36,015 --> 00:18:37,047
Wow!
474
00:18:37,083 --> 00:18:40,318
That stuff really works!
475
00:18:41,354 --> 00:18:42,653
You know, Jimmy does some pretty
476
00:18:42,688 --> 00:18:44,455
amazing things, doesn't he?
477
00:18:44,491 --> 00:18:45,289
Please.
478
00:18:45,325 --> 00:18:46,657
I could be
just as amazing
479
00:18:46,692 --> 00:18:49,193
if my head was
the size of Texas.
480
00:18:49,229 --> 00:18:50,694
My uncle's from Texas!
481
00:18:50,730 --> 00:18:54,665
DAD:
So, you and your little
pantsy-wantsy friends
482
00:18:54,700 --> 00:18:56,867
thought you could take over
the world, huh?
483
00:18:56,902 --> 00:18:59,337
Well, you didn't know
you'd have to deal
484
00:18:59,372 --> 00:19:01,005
with Hugh Neutron, did you?
485
00:19:01,040 --> 00:19:02,273
So, talk.
486
00:19:02,308 --> 00:19:03,441
( laughs )
487
00:19:03,476 --> 00:19:05,009
You can't talk, can you?
488
00:19:05,044 --> 00:19:05,809
You know why?
489
00:19:05,845 --> 00:19:09,046
Because you're pants,
so zip it!
490
00:19:09,081 --> 00:19:10,014
Hugh?
Huh?
491
00:19:10,049 --> 00:19:11,382
Look.
What?
492
00:19:11,417 --> 00:19:13,584
The Retroville Pants Invasion
continues.
493
00:19:13,620 --> 00:19:15,753
Our only hope seems
to be a little boy
494
00:19:15,788 --> 00:19:17,321
with an extremely large head
495
00:19:17,357 --> 00:19:19,323
and an outrageously
tall hairdo.
496
00:19:19,359 --> 00:19:21,659
Ooh, he looks oddly familiar.
497
00:19:21,694 --> 00:19:24,262
You know, sugar booger,
they're right.
498
00:19:24,297 --> 00:19:25,996
Television is pretty .
499
00:19:26,032 --> 00:19:26,697
Come on, Hugh.
500
00:19:26,732 --> 00:19:28,232
We're going downtown.
501
00:19:28,268 --> 00:19:29,634
We're getting pie?!
502
00:19:29,669 --> 00:19:30,468
To get our son!
503
00:19:30,503 --> 00:19:32,503
And put on
your pants.
504
00:19:32,539 --> 00:19:33,471
Can do.
505
00:19:33,506 --> 00:19:35,606
JIMMY:
My pants are getting more
506
00:19:35,642 --> 00:19:37,275
powerful by the second.
507
00:19:37,310 --> 00:19:39,143
And I'm out of weapons.
508
00:19:39,179 --> 00:19:41,145
Think, think, think!
509
00:19:45,518 --> 00:19:47,585
( electrical zapping )
510
00:19:47,620 --> 00:19:48,852
Brain blast!
511
00:19:48,888 --> 00:19:51,689
If I can create a colossal
amount of static cling
512
00:19:51,724 --> 00:19:54,725
I can capture my pants,
destroy the nanochip
513
00:19:54,760 --> 00:19:57,595
and still have time
to get to the movies.
514
00:19:57,630 --> 00:20:00,731
But where can I get
that much static?
515
00:20:00,766 --> 00:20:02,132
Cheese World.
516
00:20:02,168 --> 00:20:03,201
Rug World.
517
00:20:03,236 --> 00:20:05,403
Mime World.
518
00:20:05,438 --> 00:20:06,637
Rug World!
519
00:20:06,673 --> 00:20:07,771
That's it!
520
00:20:07,807 --> 00:20:10,741
Roll out the red carpet.
521
00:20:18,384 --> 00:20:20,284
( electrical zapping )
522
00:20:20,320 --> 00:20:21,219
( pants grumbling )
523
00:20:21,254 --> 00:20:23,521
( Old West showdown theme
playing )
524
00:20:23,556 --> 00:20:25,823
( grumbling )
525
00:20:26,626 --> 00:20:29,159
( humming )
526
00:20:35,568 --> 00:20:37,935
( grumbling )
527
00:20:44,777 --> 00:20:46,810
( roaring and
electrical zapping )
528
00:20:46,846 --> 00:20:48,879
( groaning )
529
00:20:49,549 --> 00:20:52,950
( groaning )
530
00:20:57,490 --> 00:20:58,989
( low growling )
531
00:20:59,024 --> 00:21:01,559
( sizzling and zapping )
532
00:21:01,594 --> 00:21:04,428
( frantic mumbling )
533
00:21:05,698 --> 00:21:07,265
( applause and cheering )
534
00:21:07,300 --> 00:21:09,233
BOTH:
Yeah! Yeah!
535
00:21:10,770 --> 00:21:13,871
Stop it!
536
00:21:13,906 --> 00:21:15,005
So
537
00:21:15,040 --> 00:21:19,143
Neutron, I bet
you think you're
a great big hero.
538
00:21:19,178 --> 00:21:21,145
Well, Cindy, you know,
it's just all...
539
00:21:21,180 --> 00:21:24,415
It was your stupid fault
all this happened.
540
00:21:24,450 --> 00:21:27,618
I'm watching you, Big Brain.
541
00:21:27,654 --> 00:21:29,654
Well, I'm left speechless.
542
00:21:29,689 --> 00:21:31,689
Ultra Lord,
would you care to retort.
543
00:21:31,724 --> 00:21:34,325
My new pants are, like, so cool!
544
00:21:34,360 --> 00:21:35,459
I could just about die.
545
00:21:35,495 --> 00:21:37,461
That's just
what I was thinking.
546
00:21:37,497 --> 00:21:38,696
I missed you,
pants.
547
00:21:38,731 --> 00:21:41,699
It's so good to
be back inside.
548
00:21:41,734 --> 00:21:43,267
Can we go to the movies
now, Jimmy?
549
00:21:43,303 --> 00:21:46,704
Okay. Last one
there buys the candy.
550
00:21:46,739 --> 00:21:49,239
MOM:
James Isaac
Neutron
551
00:21:49,275 --> 00:21:50,508
you made this mess
552
00:21:50,543 --> 00:21:55,613
and you are not going anywhere
until you pick up these pants.
553
00:21:55,648 --> 00:21:58,115
Mom!
554
00:22:00,186 --> 00:22:05,022
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555
00:22:05,057 --> 00:22:09,059
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556
00:22:09,094 --> 00:22:13,230
Captioned by
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557
00:22:21,374 --> 00:22:23,040
( barking )
558
00:22:37,056 --> 00:22:40,290
Oh.
559
00:22:41,594 --> 00:22:43,361
Hi! I'm Paul.
560
00:22:44,464 --> 00:22:46,063
JIMMY:
Got to blast.